How to ruin a perfectly good crush in Staple—-Cashier: “…..here’s your change and hope to see you again” [with his freaking adoreable smile] Me: “Yeah you too.” [WHAT THE FUCK did I just say.]
and they say gay marriage is unnatural
i’m screaming so hard right now ^
aren’t raw potatoes poison
idiots
realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:
yes mom he’s 49 but he’s really hot
yes mom he’s 47 but he’s really hot
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yes mom he’s 31 but he’s really hot
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yes mom hes 907 but hes really hot

















